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JH: " Because I would hate to think that anyone could call with a name other than our God-given family surname of P.J. O'Pootentooters. "

Also: Look! It's a $310,000 cellphone!

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Then you should just buy a replaceable faceplate dipped in rare gems so you can swap the phone out every month when a new model comes out.

Like I did.