Hi,

Sep. 14th, 2005 03:22 am
garote: (rave)
[personal profile] garote
Hi, I'm Garrett.

I'm a member of the Nashville chamber of commerce.
Here I am with "nichole", whoever that is.
I bet you didn't know that I was at Burning Man back in '98.

This is me posing with a dead fish, and a different dead fish.

Actually I don't fish. But I do happen to be a baseball player, a surfer, a bodybuilder, a a tai chi master, a kung fu instructor, and a doctor, with a keen ear for folk ballads.

I used to run a freight line,
and owned my own store,
on my own ranch,
in my own county.

In fact, I have quite a collection of things.

Later on, I may or may not have developed my own line of hubs.

I'm also an activist.
Okay, I lied, this guy is really the activist.

It may explain why this caricature looks nothing like me.

In fact, there seem to be a lot of pictures on the internet that claim to be of me, yet they don't look like me.

It's all a big mystery.

Thank goodness we have the internet around to sort things out.

Date: 2005-09-15 05:00 am (UTC)

Date: 2005-09-15 05:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
Notice, though, how many of them have blue eyes and dark hair... Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

Date: 2005-09-15 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
I SAID, "MOO!"

Date: 2005-09-15 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
hehehehhehehehhehe

Date: 2005-09-15 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
Once upon a time there was a fish.

Date: 2005-09-15 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
His name was Gregor.

Date: 2005-09-15 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
He liked to wear a hat.

Date: 2005-09-15 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
He kept it on with an elastic band.

Date: 2005-09-15 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
(THINGS HAPPENED)

Date: 2005-09-15 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrila.livejournal.com
Then one day, he found himself in a bind.
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