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And this month's award for funniest description goes to:

"The figure stopped to cough long and hard, making a noise like a wall being hit repeatedly with a bag of rocks."

-- Terry Pratchett, 'Going Postal'

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[beatings.livejournal.com]

Heh Cube floated me a good one today:

Megaman X6 was rather a lot like the time in sixth grade when one of the eighth graders swung a sack of marbles and hit me in the groin. The pain and nausea were simply background noise to the overwhelming question "Why?"

[ex-zeugma416.livejournal.com]

That is funny. I can just see the guy with a burlap sack...

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