QA

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A QA engineer walks into a bar.

Orders a beer.
Orders 0 beers.
Orders 999999999 beers.
Orders a parrot.
Orders -1 beers.
Orders a ˆ¨ºø¨´.
Orders "minus zero" beers.
Orders a beer from a customer.
Orders a bar.
Pays for a beer in doubloons.
Leaves a -$500 tip.
Walks in and out of the bar 5000 times in one second.
Attempts to pay a tab without ordering.
Attempts to sell a beer.
Opens a tab for Bobby “; DROP TABLES;.

The QA engineer walks out.

The first real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.