Dialogue between "Super Merryo Trolls" and "AceTracker", and their developers

[garote]

Trolls: "Hey, I'm a big awesome program!"


Garote: "Yeah, but to be you're always my junior -- shitting his zero page, spitting up his pureed sprites, wandering all over bank 0 and bumping head-on into the ROM, crying when the softswitches didn't play fair..."

Trolls: "Aww, shut up dad!! You're embarrassing me in front of AceTracker!"

Ace: "No, rot really. Little AceTracker was the same way. I remember back before he was Prodos-trained, he had to walk around with an Exec-file loader on his ass!!"

Garote: "Hahahah! Yeah, and Trolls was the same way! Remember when we used to call him 'PEA.TEST'? Jeez was he little!"

Trolls: "Shut UP, dad!!"

Ace: "Oh boy -- yeah, I remember when AceTracker here only had one o-scope, and NO mouse control!"

AceTracker: "No WAY, dad! You're lying! I've had mouse control as long as I remember! And I must have had at LEAST four o-scopes!"


Garote: "Nope! And you and Trolls STILL don't get along perfectly, to this day..."


AceTracker: "Hey, that's HIS fault! He’s not synched to VBL!"


Trolls: "You wouldn't be either if you had to drag around a PEA FIELD all day!"

AceTracker: "You think it's easy maintaining twelve o-scopes and a PEI window?"

Ace: "Now now, boys. You'll improve. You're going to get an editor, AceTracker!"

AceTracker: "Wow!"

Garote: "And you're finally going to do full-screen two-layer scrolling! The first ever on a GS! That's my boy!"

Trolls: "Aw, jeez, dad."

(leave it to beaver theme music)