H.A.G. Numero Uno

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Hag Numero Dos

Narrated once more by Scott

 

You are standing in a field, surrounded by weeds that are as tall as you. Giant statues of Robin Williams line the horizon. How do you know this? You are standing right in front of one. There does not seem to be anyone else around except for you and >ROBIN WILLIAMS<.

 

>look statue

 

It is huge. There seems to be a small, door- like shape down by his right boot.

 

>walk over to right boot

 

You are now standing in front of, and facing, the right boot. There seems to be a rectangle with a knocker there.

 

>look knocker (verrry closely)

 

You examine the knocker. It is in the shape of Robin William's face, who is winking at you.

 

>knock on door with fist

 

You hurt your fist.

 

>use damn knocker

 

This time you do not hurt your fist. A small block of stone drops away from existence, apparently, and you see two small eyes.

"Password, please.", the mouth that is probably connected to the eyes says in a Mork-like voice. (hint)

 

>say "shitkicker"

 

"Nope. Give you another chance!" He says again in his >Mork< like voice. (Hint hint)

 

>say "nanoo-nanoo"

 

The two eyes light up with glee and he yells "Shezwalk!!" as he opens the door. 

 

Before you, you now see a tiny, living  replica of Robin Williams. There is a hallway that stretces on beyond him.

 

>ask robin about Mindy

 

"Down this hall, take the first right, down that hall, and the first door on the left."

By the way, the hallway curls around and down to the east.

 

>follow robin's instructions

 

After a bit of walking, you arrive at the shrine of Mindy.

 

>look shrine

 

Stained glass windows depicting Saint Mindy open to dirt walls- just a hint of the offbeat humor of their God.

The altar contains tacky clothes, and their Bible. Pews made of zircon are on either side of the aisleway. You are standing at the base of the aisleway, which faces the north.

 

>rip up bible , break windows

 

Script pages for old Mork and Mindy shows go flying.

 

Upon seeing this desecration, Monks fly at you from all angles and kill you.

 

Nice suicide, bub!

 

 

END OF SESSION