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This picture is pretty self-explanatory:

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The question is, whatcha gonna do about it?

For a while, I explored the idea of replacing the carpet with laminate flooring. That exploration mostly consisted of trolling around YouTube for helpful videos:

Removing carpet and trim: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrULX2ofBZs
Installation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMDdYmReQw8
More installation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43b2P25CS7E
Undercutting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rGt6lxbMYk

The tools required seemed pretty simple. I already had a jigsaw. Just needed a special levered cutting instrument, sold specifically for laminate floor installation. Less than 20 bucks at any hardware store. I began looking at flooring samples:

Here's some dark laminate that sort of matches the upstairs... And here's an even closer match...
Here's the "underlayer" lining I'd need to install below the flooring, like pad under a carpet...
Here's a cheap installation kit...

Wow; I think I can actually do this!

Then I brought some samples home and placed them in the room and realized - they're all very dark, and they don't match the paint in the room, and a dark floor in a below-ground room would kind of look dirty anyway. All the lighter laminate flooring samples looked aggressively woody, so those didn't fit the room either. I wanted a subtle pattern, or no pattern at all.

The more I looked and researched, the more I realized it was also going to be a huge amount of labor to install that flooring myself, mostly cutting and fitting all those edge pieces. Why go through all that labor just to install something I wasn't thrilled about?

So I threw my hands in the air, and said, "bugger it; let's just get exactly the same thing." I cut a big scrap out of the nasty old carpet, and bicycled it over to a local carpet dealer.

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In a couple of weeks they arrived with a big work van.

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Then they tore up and removed the old carpet in less than five minutes. Look at that filthy stain on the underside! That's a spore factory for sure.

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This pad's not much better... It's practically turning into dirt and crumbs right there on the floor...

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Ten minutes later and they were laying down some nice new pad.

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And on top of that, some nice new carpet, stretched over the tacks with some weird tool that looks like spare parts from a vacuum cleaner factory.

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It was seven hundred bucks to do the whole room and the closet, replace the pad, and haul away the old carpet. That's a good chunk of money, for sure. But on the other hand, all the labor I had to put into it can be summed up like this:

1. Open the door and let the workers in.
2. Scrawl my John Hancock on a cheque.

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It's proof yet again that I am not above throwing money at a problem, and admitting this:

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Party on, dude!

Date: 2017-07-19 02:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] juan_gandhi
So it's the matter of taste, I guess.

Date: 2017-07-19 08:04 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] juan_gandhi
I see. We have a problem here too. The laminate we love is not in production anymore. Got some from Amazon; there are 4 boxes that we need, but they are in upstate NY... sad.

Date: 2017-07-19 07:04 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] zeugma92
Sometimes it is really the best thIng. I encounter this with my car mostly, right now. "I *could* replace that thermostat myself, but... fuck it. I've got $300. Imma have my guy do it and get some coffee instead."

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