Arrrgh!

NO you people, I do NOT want Xanax, Ambien, Viagra, Cialis, Hoodia, a "rolex replica" watch, a bouquet, a new mortgage, a round of Texas Hold-'Em, a screensaver, DVD cloning software, life insurance, pirate w4r3z in fake boxes, an eBay handbook, "nude celeb" photos, a merchant credit card account, shares of crap stock, a crap diploma, crap vitamins, or a profile on a dating site!

I'm up to 40 messages a day that the *$(&@# junk filter can't capture no matter how much I train it.