IT'S A NEW ART FORM

[garote]

It's a new art form:

Blogging about what's destroying your internet signal AS IT DESTROYS your internet signal!

It's even got it's own ranking system for difficulty. "Hurricane" is level 7. "Fire" is level 9. "Animal Rampage" gets a 5, but the animal must weigh more than the computer.

You get bonus points for posting pictures and audio samples of the destruction.

"Power Failure" ranks a mere 2. The hardest one I can think of is "Explosive Decompression". Try blogging that, as your hardware bursts into pieces all around you. I'd give that a rank 30.

Comments

[jpeace.livejournal.com]

HOT PACKET LOSS as the scalding hot cheeze burns your fingers

[conflictdswitch.livejournal.com]

Where would blogging about getting sucked into a black hole just as you cross the event horizon fall on your ranking scale?

[garote]

Pretty low, really. Sure it'd be hard to set up, but once you get there, all you need to do is keep typing as you fall down the gravity well. Eventually you'd get torn apart by the differential forces, but I suspect it would be a near-instantaneous death, given the speed of your descent.

This is why I also rank "nuclear holocaust" as pretty low on the difficulty scale. One big explosion, and you're done.