Things to do on a weekend

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• Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
  
• Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
  
• Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
  
• Grunt whenever someone sits down.
  
• In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".
  
• Fill your bathtub halfway, then turn on the shower and act like you're in a submarine that's been hit
  

Comments

[conflictdswitch.livejournal.com]

Why save those for the weekend? And don't forget about driving downtown, getting a great parking space and counting how many people ask you if you're leaving. 8)