Um. I get the point.

[garote]

I just got six spams in a row:

Women always laughed at me and even fellows did in the public toilet!
Well, now I giggl at them, because my shaft is excessively longer than average.

Females always whooped at me and even gars did in the federal john!
Well, now I smil at them, because my tool is extremely longer than civil.

Blondes always hee-hawed at me and even men did in the national WC!
Well, now I giggl at them, because my member is badly longer than average.

Virgins always smiled at me and even men did in the not private bathroom!
Well, now I whoop at them, because my cock is terribly largest than federal.

Boytoys always shrieked at me and even men did in the free bathroom!
Well, now I giggl at them, because my peter is immensely more than national.

Womens always srieked at me and even chaps did in the urban WC!
Well, now I laugh at them, because my penis is hugely preponderant than federal.

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[conflictdswitch.livejournal.com]

I want to meet the people that write these subjects... and beat them repeatedly about the head with something heavy. But seriously, who comes up with this shit?

[garote]

Same person who came up with this one I just got:

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Hello. I am about to tell you something that you really need to hear. I am
not going to beat around the bush, I will hurry up and get straight to the
point of this email. Only 30% of women can reach a climax by engaging in
intercourse alone.That means that most females are left totally unsatisfied.
Don't worry though, we are here to help [WEBSITE].

[conflictdswitch.livejournal.com]

*headdesk*

Do you think a serial killer that only preyed on spammers would be realistically pursued by the authorities?

[shutupassbutt.livejournal.com]

Certain persons who are not myself consistently make a point to ridicule my reproductive organ whilst utilizing the public facilities!
On the contrary; it is now common practice for me to gesture towards their genitalia in a belittling manner due to the tremendous girth of mine pork steeple.

[garote]

That was quite funny :)