garote | They'll try anything

So I got this email full of gibberish that my poorly-trained spam filter wasn't immediately devouring. Just some random letters, with the last line turned into a web link. It took me a few seconds to realize: These guys expect me to be viewing email in a monospace font.

And what could they possibly be selling? Exactly the same [expletive]ing [expletive] they're always [expletive] selling.

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Yeah, somebody call the Mystery Machine and tell them to turn the van around and head home. Tell them to send Captain Obvious instead.