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[garote]

Heh. Good grief. Scanning photos, browsing online, preparing food, and talking with a good friend I met at UCSC. She and I have this tendency to talking dirty, and now I feel silly because she's gone offline and I'm sitting here in "the real world", by myself on a Tuesday evening, unattached and voraciously aroused.

Oh well, at least the temperature's gone up in the room. :) Back to email and scanning.

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[kikitheferret.livejournal.com]

=) Don't you hate it when that happens? Well...maybe not *hate* it, but id does make for discomfort during mundane tasks. =)

Re:well

[garote]

I made up a catchphrase for use in "mixed company" about the discomfort: I call it "adjusting the furniture". >:) Really, I should learn to deal with it though. I'm horny far too often than is sensible.

P.s.: is your phone dead? I tried calling last week, on my way down to Sacramento, and left a few messages...

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[kikitheferret.livejournal.com]

It wasn't with me during the times you called.
=( I felt all bad when I got your messages, since I managed to miss you *twice*. Boo. I won't have the phone any longer in about a week, either, so it'll be back to email only for me. Boo.

So, since you brought it up, exactly how often qualifies as *too* often?

brrrrrrrrrrrrrring

[garote]

Oh that's alright. I was just worried that something had happened to you on your drive that night, especially since I tried calling later and the inbox was full, as though a whole bunch of people couldn't find you or something (eeek!).

heh, fair enough, I brought it up. Well, it phases in and out, but I think it must progress in a kind of daily wave -- medium in the morning and high in the evening, but low during daylight hours. And ironically, it's always worse when I'm not dating anyone.

Hrmmm, how do I put this on the non-anonymous internet? Uh Erm Er -- well, you know how regular exercise is healthy? I like regular exercise. And if I had my way, "messing around" with a special person would be my regular source of exercise.

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[garote]

And, in the spirit of "turnabout's fair play":

How often qualifies as too often, to you? :?

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[kikitheferret.livejournal.com]

Whenever I'm unable to alleviate the symptoms. =)

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[garote]

Ooooo now that is a clever way to put it! I like.
Ah ha: But how often does that happen?

For example, I think it happens too often with me, because whenever I'm not dating someone it seems like my desire increases tenfold. I guess that makes sense in a way, like the idea of "missing something more when it's not there", but logistically, it's a total pain. At least right now it is, because I'm planning to move back to northern California, and so I'm disinclined to get involved with anyone local...
It's got me all jittery. Arrrr!

[zensparkles.livejournal.com]

I masturbate frequently and often, at least once a day is healthy although I agree special circumstances call for more. I once did it while driving long distance. Ahh it was a beautiful night !

You too eh?

[garote]

I must confess - I had the car on cruise control. :)

Weirdest place I've done it: At the top of a 70-foot tree.
Record for one night (this was when I was, like, 16): Seven times.

Let's all swap stories about it! Who's next? :)