Turing test: FAILED

[garote]

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

hi

Garrett

yo, bot

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

No i am far from a bot

Garrett

Pull the other one.

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

Hey whats up. 23 female here. You?

Garrett

89 space alien, and bugger off.

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

Hmmm. Have we talked before?

Garrett

No.  Go away, script.

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

Oh ok. Sorry I wasnt sure. Anyways... Whats up?

Garrett

If you're not a bot, then tell me a story.  Involve dragons.

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

NO i am not a bot

Garrett

I just told you what it would take to prove it.  Get started.

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

Im like sooo bored. There is nothing to do.

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

Ohhh wait! I have GREAT idea. Have you ever watched a sexy girl like me strip live on a cam before?  Well.... Would you like to watch me strip?

Garrett 

How does that work?  Do you, like, deallocate chunks of memory, slowly, until there's nothing left but an entry in the process table?

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

Ok well my cam is linked through this website so I cant be recorded so you will have to sign up there

Garrett 

And then you, like, wiggle it?

cutiereagan892@yahoo.com 

But dont worry it only takes a minute and it is free. kk?

Garrett 

Into the blacklist you go ...

Comments

[pseydtonne.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine once came up with a simple sentence for the Turing Test: "Man, you're fat."

A human goes nuts at this, even if fat. A program has no idea that physical weight has emotional weight. It would try to respond.

Obviously we could program out some of these basic responses. However a computer wouldn't even understanding when it's being teased about its giant rack.