Apr. 8th, 2019

garote: (cat sink)
Finally got to see this as a Blu-ray release recently, which kicks the stuffing out of anything between the 70's theatrical run and now. VHS and DVD made a mockery out of it. The Blu-ray version shows the fine details in the line work and fully saturates the color, and it’s like watching an entirely different film.

Yes, the plot is insubstantial, but you don’t watch it for the plot. You watch it to see a bunch of charming and impeccably animated characters spend time together. And it’s also conspicuously light on some other things that litter the animated film landscape, like child-traumatizing violence, tone-deaf sexual innuendo, manic pop-culture references, cheap moralizing, Mary Sue/Stu characters, bad role-models, product tie-ins, or superhero wish fulfillment. And it passes the Bechdel test.

But most distinctly, it is a gentle, easygoing piece of entertainment, like most of the features from that era of Disney, and that allows you to relax a bit and concentrate on the finer details.

For example the two geese that show up from nowhere in the middle of the picture. They meet O’Malley the cat floating down a river and for the next couple minutes they straight-up mess with him, then when he nearly drowns they take pity and haul him ashore. As he’s drying off, Duchess and the kittens arrive.

While O’Malley explains to the geese that he’s “not exactly” Duchess’ husband, all the short exchanges between O’Malley, Duchess, the geese, and the kittens, are beautifully drawn bits of character development. Like the way O’Malley looks shocked when the geese begin whispering about his facial features - literally from on high with their heads way up in the corner of the frame - then he looks down and sees the kitten Tolouse trying to examine his face, and breaks into a goofy grin -- but not a “ha ha I’m funny” grin, more like a “aw look, Tolouse is actually taking them seriously, that’s hilarious, what a cute kid” kind of grin.

Then we see Duchess watching him react, and she’s amused by the way he’s taking it, but suppressing a laugh to make sure she doesn’t hurt his feelings and appear to be on their side. Then the kitten Marie sighs “how romantic”, an off-kilter response that shows her naïveté, which highly amuses O’Malley, and he looks at the geese with a “how about that?” expression.

Then Duchess steps in to explain that O’Malley is a “dear friend”, but O’Malley interrupts her because he’d rather be rid of the geese entirely. He even makes a formal goodbye to them, complete with swelling music, and starts walking away... But Duchess not only doesn’t follow him, she turns away from him to keep listening to the geese. Not with a dismissive expression, but with a total lack of response to him. It’s a bit of romantic power play and she’s clearly confident enough to just let it play out. O’Malley doesn’t like this but he goes along with it, and the geese further demonstrate their dominance by physically picking up the kittens and arranging them in parade formation, and mess with O’Malley some more by shoving him around to be “the rear end” of the parade. Then when they take off, everyone walks in step ... except for O’Malley.

Every character gets a little bit more developed, by very slightly defying our expectations. The movie is not trying to explain some tangled plot by stuffing exposition into its characters mouths, and it’s not trying to keep a manic pace, so we get to see stuff like this instead. Highly enjoyable.
garote: (ultima 6 rave)
1.

Movie theater popcorn is vegan and gluten free. (That doesn’t mean it’s healthy for you though.) It’s not yellow because it’s got butter in it, it’s yellow because it’s coated in a mixture of two artificial dyes.

The optional “topping” that you can squirt out onto it does not contain butter either. That’s partially hydrogenated soybean oil, with beta carotene mixed in to make it look buttery. It is also has more calories in it than butter. Basically it’s worse for you than butter in every way.

2.

There is a gene that is used in limb development called the “Sonic Hedgehog” gene, supposedly named for the spiky shape of the protein it makes.

“At the time i discovered it,” says the scientist responsible, “my kids were playing a lot of Sonic.” (It was 1991 at the time.)

3.

A recent study attempting to correlate smartphone usage with mental development found a very slight negative correlation.

But before we all panic and declare the end of civilization, we should note that similar studies have found a very slight negative correlation between mental development and wearing eyeglasses, and between mental development and eating potatoes.

The brain is changed by every interaction we have, technological or no. It will be a good while before we see long-term studies come in that might actually justify our skepticism of smartphones.

4.

If you’re walking somewhere in Sub-Saharan Africa and you see a large snake rear up in front of you, with a gray body and a black mouth, back away slowly.

Keep backing away slowly for as long as you can, because if the black mamba decides to pursue you, it can move as fast as 10mph, which is faster than most humans can run, and it has a striking range way longer than you can reach.

Oh, and if it bites you, you will collapse to the ground in about half an hour, and die of respiratory failure by the end of the day. It is the most feared snake in all of Africa.

Did I mention that it can climb trees? If you’re really unlucky you won’t have a chance to back away. The snake may just land right on your head.

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