Neo-Cubic Map of the Bay Area, by Zog, age 23 (In August of 1998)

A few geologic features of note:

San Francisco: Grossly over-rated Spooky smells Tacky people Homosexual clones, conceived in mid-west laboratories, who instinctively migrate west once they start going bald Work	Oakland: Burritos Gangsta G's Billboard advertisements visible from every window Slang The guy who said to me, 'Fuck you white boy, get off our street'
Berkeley: Record stores Students Crusty punks Crappy pizza that everyone thinks is good 924 Gilman Street, the hyped-up punk rock venue for cool elite kids (does not include you)	Emeryville: Brandon Brandon's massive video tape archive A single 24-hour Denny's Nothing A bus stop, somewhere, maybe

The grey question marks (?'s) denote area as yet unexplored by archaeologists.

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What I love about this is that aside from a few more things in Emeryville, mothing has changed in 13 years.

Oh, and, all you unix geeks out there:

echo '[q]sa[ln0=aln256%Pln256/snlbx]sb3135071790101768542287578439snlbxq'|dc