Things to do on a weekend

• Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
  
• Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
  
• Pretend your mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
  
• Grunt whenever someone sits down.
  
• In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage".
  
• Fill your bathtub halfway, then turn on the shower and act like you're in a submarine that's been hit