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2008 House Bill 775 (Prohibit anonymous blogging)

"Introduced by Rep. Tim Couch on March 4, 2008, to require prior registration for anyone who posts information to a website, blog, or message board and create fines for violations."

It really is a different universe over there in the "homeland"™

Question for you engineers:

How would I go about building a bicycle-powered usb-charger? The online resources look pretty sparse so far...

Edit: This project looks like almost exactly what I'd want, but I don't really have the electrical engineering talent to build it...