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Dude, ... jealous? Jealous of her friends?

Let's face facts, you and me: Anyone who is jealous of her friends, does not survive dating her long.

Two reasons:

1. Anyone who would force her to choose, would make the correct choice obvious.
2. It's beyond anyone's control: If her friends do not see her within a certain time, they will verily proceed to her home and drag her out the door. One year they pooled their money and planted a tracking device in her wrist, to make the job easier.

We've all dated enough people to know how it works:

If you don't trust her to come back,
she won't.

Therefore, it's always a better bet to trust her.
Thoughts, anyone?