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Best meeting ever
Every once in a long while I get together with some of the crew and we play StarCraft II. This time I left an audio transcriber running in the background on my machine.
So, an algorithm designed for turning orderly work meetings into transcripts applied itself to a hash of gross sound effects and trash talk:
[00:54:47.97] "I'm in a little bit of trouble. Oh yeah." (gibberish) (slurping) "Why isn't he dying? What is he eating in my ear?"
[00:57:44.69] "My roommate made fried chicken and gave me some. Mineral Fields, depleted."
[00:58:24.61] "That's a nice roommate. Yeah. I'm hearing boom boom booms. Uh, sounds like there's stuff blowing up at my door. We require more minerals. We require more minerals. We require more minerals. We require more minerals. We require more m- mutation. Complete. Metamorphosis complete. We require more minerals. Mineral fields, we require more minerals. We require more minerals. We require more minerals."
[01:02:40.87] "I did good. What? Oh, do you need... My keys are in there. I'm gonna clean some of these butt lids out. Hi Squirt! Blarby the crow." (gurgling) (gurgling) (gurgling) (gurgling) (splashing) (water splashing)
[01:03:38.63] "Why is my base is all like dark red? Nutrition complete."
[02:01:55.44] "*burp* Some more of that. So on more Overnords." (chewing) "Son of a." (chewing) (chewing) (chewing) (chewing) (chewing) "Thank you very much." (indistinct) "I messed up the build, shit, I shouldn't have said that."
[02:03:23.76] (gurgling) "We require more minerals. Ugh. Okay, here's a hungry mess coming. Yikes. Those things attack ground, so it's a bit of a pain." (silence) (slurping) (slurping) "Follow that orange blob. I'll be right behind you. Oh."
[02:03:23.76] "Man, what a mess! What a mess! Our bosses are under attack!" (sips tea) (slurps tea) (slurps tea) (fire crackling)
[02:12:04.93] "Fart Peace, and... Peace is greater than the incompleteness. Mutants. Arco-Lanthar in combat. Come on. Arco-Lanthar in combat. Our horses are under attack! Their sphincters are exhausted! Our allies' faith is threatened. We stand as one. Unacceptable warplication. *Quack Quack* Stahp my avalanche. Ooh, rich fespine gas."
[02:14:31.99] "Nutrition... Complete. I'm building the wall and building the protoss bay for you. Agent. You sneeze on a vessel in Geyser."
[02:27:14.55] (chewing) (burping) (silence) "Where'd you say Nick was? Bottom left. Okay. Noted. Hey, cowards. Oh, there's invisible men! Dad has invisible men. Oh, boy." (speaking in foreign language) (liquid gurgling) (speaking in foreign language) (liquid gurgling) (liquid gurgling) (liquid gurgling) "Minerals sealed, depleted, the high class is under attack." (gulping sounds) "Their fingers are exhausted. I'm going to teach you to compete."
[03:09:16.29] "The casters who like who do like the pro-korean people who are on crack while they're playing this game they still make them accidentally too and they get lumped in with the army. It's very funny."
[03:14:29.75] "Oh man, look at that, a prototank!" (I'm not sure what I was saying here, sorry!) "Oh my god, I thought I got jumped. Hey, come on. I'm right here. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh my god." (sounds of a cat purring) (scissors snipping) (scissors snipping) (rustling paper) "Oh, you butthole. Whoa. These jerks come from? I need some anti-air."
[03:20:30.15] "Where's the rest of your stupid base?" (sounds of eating) (growling) "3, 2, 1, victory!" (laughter) "Wow!"
So, an algorithm designed for turning orderly work meetings into transcripts applied itself to a hash of gross sound effects and trash talk:
[00:54:47.97] "I'm in a little bit of trouble. Oh yeah." (gibberish) (slurping) "Why isn't he dying? What is he eating in my ear?"[00:57:44.69] "My roommate made fried chicken and gave me some. Mineral Fields, depleted."
[00:58:24.61] "That's a nice roommate. Yeah. I'm hearing boom boom booms. Uh, sounds like there's stuff blowing up at my door. We require more minerals. We require more minerals. We require more minerals. We require more minerals. We require more m- mutation. Complete. Metamorphosis complete. We require more minerals. Mineral fields, we require more minerals. We require more minerals. We require more minerals."
[01:02:40.87] "I did good. What? Oh, do you need... My keys are in there. I'm gonna clean some of these butt lids out. Hi Squirt! Blarby the crow." (gurgling) (gurgling) (gurgling) (gurgling) (splashing) (water splashing)
[01:03:38.63] "Why is my base is all like dark red? Nutrition complete."
[02:01:55.44] "*burp* Some more of that. So on more Overnords." (chewing) "Son of a." (chewing) (chewing) (chewing) (chewing) (chewing) "Thank you very much." (indistinct) "I messed up the build, shit, I shouldn't have said that."
[02:03:23.76] (gurgling) "We require more minerals. Ugh. Okay, here's a hungry mess coming. Yikes. Those things attack ground, so it's a bit of a pain." (silence) (slurping) (slurping) "Follow that orange blob. I'll be right behind you. Oh."
[02:03:23.76] "Man, what a mess! What a mess! Our bosses are under attack!" (sips tea) (slurps tea) (slurps tea) (fire crackling)
[02:12:04.93] "Fart Peace, and... Peace is greater than the incompleteness. Mutants. Arco-Lanthar in combat. Come on. Arco-Lanthar in combat. Our horses are under attack! Their sphincters are exhausted! Our allies' faith is threatened. We stand as one. Unacceptable warplication. *Quack Quack* Stahp my avalanche. Ooh, rich fespine gas."
[02:14:31.99] "Nutrition... Complete. I'm building the wall and building the protoss bay for you. Agent. You sneeze on a vessel in Geyser."
[02:27:14.55] (chewing) (burping) (silence) "Where'd you say Nick was? Bottom left. Okay. Noted. Hey, cowards. Oh, there's invisible men! Dad has invisible men. Oh, boy." (speaking in foreign language) (liquid gurgling) (speaking in foreign language) (liquid gurgling) (liquid gurgling) (liquid gurgling) "Minerals sealed, depleted, the high class is under attack." (gulping sounds) "Their fingers are exhausted. I'm going to teach you to compete."
[03:09:16.29] "The casters who like who do like the pro-korean people who are on crack while they're playing this game they still make them accidentally too and they get lumped in with the army. It's very funny."
[03:14:29.75] "Oh man, look at that, a prototank!" (I'm not sure what I was saying here, sorry!) "Oh my god, I thought I got jumped. Hey, come on. I'm right here. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh my god." (sounds of a cat purring) (scissors snipping) (scissors snipping) (rustling paper) "Oh, you butthole. Whoa. These jerks come from? I need some anti-air."
[03:20:30.15] "Where's the rest of your stupid base?" (sounds of eating) (growling) "3, 2, 1, victory!" (laughter) "Wow!"