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Andrew: "I'm thinking of moving to Crockett. Does that make me white?"
Garrett: "I admit Crockett is a honky-ass sounding name."
Andrew: "Yes, there should be a 70's TV show called "Crockett and Gooch", and of course Crockett drives a pickup and wears cowboy boots."
Garrett: "And Gooch is an orangutan."
Andrew: "That drives a Trans-Am."
Garrett: "And at the end of every episode, Crockett lights up a cigar and Gooch smacks it out of his mouth."
"Next week on Crockett and The Gooch: Crockett goes undercover to bust up an animal smuggling ring, and Gooch is incognito at the zoo. Can they catch the tiger by the tail before Gooch becomes a stuffed animal? Don't miss this ape's Great Escape! Wednesdays at six, on K-DIC: Your local loss leader."
Garrett: "I admit Crockett is a honky-ass sounding name."
Andrew: "Yes, there should be a 70's TV show called "Crockett and Gooch", and of course Crockett drives a pickup and wears cowboy boots."
Garrett: "And Gooch is an orangutan."
Andrew: "That drives a Trans-Am."
Garrett: "And at the end of every episode, Crockett lights up a cigar and Gooch smacks it out of his mouth."
"Next week on Crockett and The Gooch: Crockett goes undercover to bust up an animal smuggling ring, and Gooch is incognito at the zoo. Can they catch the tiger by the tail before Gooch becomes a stuffed animal? Don't miss this ape's Great Escape! Wednesdays at six, on K-DIC: Your local loss leader."