garote: (programmer)
garote ([personal profile] garote) wrote 2015-10-28 08:48 pm (UTC)

And even less sanity! They exist on "squirrel time".

Pick up any object and throw it at a squirrel. It will watch the item sailing through the air, impassively, and then at seemingly the last moment, turn aside to avoid the impact. That's because to them, watching what you threw was like watching a cloud move. How insanely impatient and frustrated would you be, all the time, if all of life - including weather and gravity - ran at 1/10th speed?

Squirrel time! It's carrraaaaaazy!

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